Marriage — the systematic oppression we are all running from, but also the systematic institution we all secretly want. It’s quite a predicament we all face in our lives as young Pakistanis, even worse when you are a woman, but there’s pressure for both genders nonetheless. Well, what if this pressure could be taken away? Wouldn’t it make everything a lot easier if we were given more time to assess, finalise, and make a choice before being tied to a religious, legal and culturally binding arrangement?
Well, now you have just that, a new subscription-based business model that not only gives you a choice but also freedom of time.
Welcome to “Hafte hafte ki shaadi,” a subscription-based service where you can not only find your perfect match on our made-for-you servers but also, through VR and AI technologies, try a realistic wedding simulator that shows you exactly what it would mean to marry this person.
You sign up for a 7-day trial version before you say yes to the lifetime companionship plan. Sounds like a dream, doesn’t it? Just imagine no more awkward rishta meetings, no more anxiety about what your married life will actually look like, no more beating around the bush to talk about what actually matters; instead, you get a simple and reliable test of compatibility.
This method has been directly created for the Pakistani marriage market to ensure that all of our customers can find their perfect match and build a perfect life for themselves without the hit-and-miss chances. Unlike all other marriage markets, in our product, we have also removed all the uncomfortable rishta aunties, traditional marriage expectations and meddling of the parents to ensure complete comfort and control over your own marriage process.
This subscription model gives you all the benefits with no setbacks, except for the cancellation fees, if you decide to opt out. With this membership, you can test your life partner on a trial basis. You can test out if they are unhealthily obsessed with their family because nobody likes a mama’s boy who will do nothing but compare you to his mother, or even a girl who is more worried about her brother’s home life than her own.
You can also do all the vibe checks you need and test out their red and green flags so they aren’t a surprise to you after marriage, no matter how big or small. Through our VR and AI technology, you can test out your potential life partners in various stressful scenarios, ranging from their contribution in household chores to their behaviour in khandani dawats and their mood swings after a long and busy day.
With our smart and life-changing model, nothing is left to chance. Everything from their emotional intelligence to aesthetic capability on social media can be tested, approved and decided on before you officially commit because in the age of Instagram, we all need a life partner we can do couple trends with and post overly cute couple photos with.
And if you face any issues with your software, trial or trial partner, you don’t have to worry; we have a dedicated 24/7 customer support line that will not only help solve any technical issues you might have but also help you navigate new challenges that may arise, like what to do if your partner suddenly starts showing signs of misogyny despite their opposing claims or if your partner hints at liking your inheritance more than you.
Without product, we help you navigate a lifetime of marriage issues in one go so you can make your final decision not based on assumptions or expectations but based on facts and evidence. We want you to not only find your perfect life partner but also have the wedding and life of your dreams because love may be important, but practicality and appearances are what keep life going.
So what are you waiting for? Try now.