Oxygen is an element that humans have been breathing since the Big Bang. People have been inhaling air as they please. The world has advanced in transport, infrastructure, education, and every other sector, except the respiratory sector. Quality control is lacking, tiered access branding is absent, and distribution is highly unequal. When you think of a company that puts a price tag on oxygen, something people have been inhaling for free since forever, it seems a bit cruel. However, what’s cruel is that the first-world and the third-world countries are consuming it the same way.
Hence, we present to you, VitaBreath. A company that is creating a sanctuary for those who can afford it. We invite you to breathe with us, luxuriously. We present to you a tiered subscription model for oxygen. We don’t aim to exclude anyone from this subscription. Instead, we invite everyone to join this atmospheric stewardship.
The oxygen being inhaled today is full of pollutants, and nothing is asked in return for it. The plants, once used to create oxygen, are being removed to build our smart cities. There is a lack of quality in the air we breathe, unlike that which was enjoyed by our ancestors. The atmosphere is tired, stressed, and demands our help. Our company will ensure that everyone receives the quality of oxygen they pay for.
Our plan will include the following three tiers:
The community air initiative (Free)
This initiative is for our low-income community or those who don’t believe in spending on oxygen. The customers under this plan will receive air mixed with oxygen, nitrogen, regret, and stress. We will ensure to keep the level of oxygen as high as we can and keep the ratio as 60:40, 40 being the oxygen, of course. These people will also have to sign a 100-page contract stating that they will hear a 30-second advertisement in their subconscious 10 times a day. In addition, the exhaled carbon dioxide must be collected, calculated, and given to our vertical farming partners to keep receiving the “free plan.”
The nurture plan ($19.99/month)
This plan will get our customers a high level of blend of only oxygen and nitrogen in an 80:20 ratio. The elements will be collected from the protected forest canopies, where nature will serve its oxygen to reduce anxiety and promote emotional well-being. This plan will provide people with a clean, efficient atmosphere that energises them and allows them to complete daily tasks efficiently. There will be no ads played daily. However, they would need to provide our farmers with a minimum of 5 kgs of carbon dioxide per month to stay on the plan. If they collect more, they may be able to unlock the “legacy circle” for 5 minutes per 2 kg of CO₂. The revenue from this plan will go to planting more trees for third-world countries that cannot afford a cleaner atmosphere.
The legacy circle ($99.99/month)
This is our highest tier in the model. This plan will get our consumers a high level of oxygen from the top of mountains and glaciers, which have not been touched by human lungs in centuries. The air is transported cryogenically and then re-ionised in our headquarters with the aim of providing it as soon as possible to our consumers. This plan makes people feel what real oxygen does to our bodies. It is not a luxury but a responsibility to breathe freely and carefully. It is a reminder that our top-tier consumers live a more premium life than others.
Conclusion
Many times, people have asked us how such a business can be ethical. We have a simple answer for them: wouldn’t you rather cherish something as vital as oxygen than take it for granted? Here at VitaBreath, we are not just selling a product; we are selling an intention. Intention to pause, acknowledge, and cherish the oxygen they breathe. Our company aims to teach our consumers gratitude and thoughtful breathing.
Our staff is trained to listen to our customers and provide them with efficient solutions. If any of our customers fall into hard times, we don’t just cut off their air. We embrace them and provide scholarships and grants through our legacy plan members. We will post the donations anonymously on our website and let our donors choose from there. We will also have a dedicated panel to prioritise members for scholarships.
At VitaBreath, we have learned that life is not a transaction. It is a trust. So yes, we ask you to pay for air. But just because we think you are worth it. It is only due to the belief that every human being is entitled to inhale not only for survival but also for peace. Join us. Not as a customer. As a kindred spirit. Let’s breathe together and be better.