Dear Reader,
Welcome to Pakistani society — where roti, kapra, aur makaan remain elusive for the common man, women struggle with domestic violence, and floods swallow entire cities. Amidst these crises, Pakistani men, too, suffer a grave injustice: their masculinity is in peril. Almost endangered — like a house of cards blown away the moment a woman speaks her mind.
These heroes endure daily terrorism: dropping sisters off at university, aunties sending Malala quotes in family WhatsApp groups, and female colleagues not only existing — but outperforming them — in office spaces. Worst of all? Instagram reels showing the horrors women endure in marriages. Naturally, these keyboard warriors must shout “not all men” into the void, in defence of their crumbling masculinity. Poor souls are traumatised by women existing unapologetically. When they hear the word “patriarchy”, their nazar weakens. Their rooh trembles.
In a groundbreaking leap for gender discourse, male rights activist and self-proclaimed philanthropist Mr Andrew Baithas launched an app — MardSpace — to provide sanctuary for Pakistan’s sigma males: a refuge from the indomitable opinions of empowered women. Bait believes that since men cannot handle the feminine perspective, they deserve a void they can scream into — and a chance to rebrand feminism in the way that comforts them most.
MardSpace offers a kind of digital spiritual healing where fragile male egos can finally recover. On the app, men gather to share harrowing tales from the frontlines of fragile masculinity:
Abdullah, 34, Lahore:
“My trauma? My wife won’t let me marry again. I quoted Surah An-Nisa to her — even bought four wedding beds. She demanded her mehr. My deen starts at mehr negotiations and ends at missed Fajr.”
Ali, 22, Islamabad:
“I should be allowed to watch Brazzers without judgement. Hypocrisy? No. Self-care. I’m a man. I have needs. And it’s 2025.
Main Features of the App Include:
- Day Mode: Men discuss the ideal wife — obedient, submissive, ba-parda, and with zero male friends.
- Night Mode (NSFW Explorer): The algorithm curates explicit foreign content because local girls are for marriage only, Janab. Moral schizophrenia, Sir. Mental health issues, Sir.
- Autocorrect Feature: “Feminism” becomes “man-hating cult”; “equal pay” becomes “Western agenda”.
- Selective Scripture Tool: Quranic verses about “four wives” are highlighted; verses on “lowering the gaze” and “kindness to women” are hidden automatically.
- Gamified Learning: Users earn “Mullah Points” for quoting Surah An-Nisa (Verse 3) while ignoring Verse 34. After all, why demand four wives when you haven’t mastered five prayers?
Special thanks to the developers — finally, Pakistani men can focus on themselves and avoid growth. Download MardSpace today. Become a mini-Bait. Keep Pakistani masculinity safely fossilised and proudly misogynistic.